Coffee hot, coffee good Starbucks or Peet’s? Better Valu good enough for first cup. Tea or coffee? Mother offers wisdom: “Tea just isn’t coffee”. Wife has no coffee Things get broken Threats are made. Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Oh, so sorry Had a lot already. Hotel ran out of coffee None at desk in a.m. Wife […]
Mission: Java (Short Story)
In a dimly-lit cabin, in a black spaceship careering through the outer reaches of our solar system, a large alien sniffed, sniffed, and sniffed again, his snout wedged into the top of a large mug. His eyes were closed; his face carried an almost mournful expression. “Zytor! Watch the monitors, you idiot! They’ll be plenty […]