Teach A Fish To Make Espresso (INeedCoffee.com)

Teach A Fish To Make Espresso

Whether you like or dislike Starbucks, we can all agree they are greedy. If they can find another way to make a nickel they will. Coffee, ice ream, beer (Red Hook's Double Black Stout), sugar-filled bottled pseudo coffee, and even a magazine that has nothing to do with coffee (Joe). It's a classic corporate maneuver. Expand the empire by widening the product line. But, I feel they may have stepped on their own toe in the last year by pushing home espresso machines.

Old Proverb

Confucius

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. - Confucius

Getting the Fish

Moving from St. Petersburg, FL to the DC Metro area was coffee shock. In St. Pete, the nearest quality espresso was either in Tampa or Clearwater. In the DC metro area, there are Starbucks everywhere. You can't go more than 100 feet without running into another Starbucks. To say I went a little overboard with espresso based drinks after the move is an understatement. I was spending $30-$50 a week on lattes and espresso at Starbucks. Nothing against the independent shops, but there aren't very many and the few I've been to are more concerned with projecting an attitude instead of producing a quality beverage.

Learning To Fish

Last winter, Starbucks really started pushing their line of home espresso machines. At first I was reluctant to consider the purchase, since I'd had a $75 piece of crap Salton machine a few years prior. The Salton made a gritty sludge that resembled the robusta swill served on Miami Beach. After that experience, I was convinced that I'd leave espresso to the cafes and just make regular coffee at home. However, Starbucks persisted. They captured my attention and pulled a few sample shots from the Barista espresso machine. The Barista was a far better machine than I had expected. The sample shots had a full crema and tasted great. Impressed, I bought the espresso machine.

It only made sense for me to buy the Barista, but what I can't figure out is why Starbucks sold it to me. Here I am one of their best customers, spending $3-$4 every few waking hours and they send me out the door with my own machine! Why would they want to empower the customer? You don't see Jack Daniels selling home distilling kits. Sure Starbucks will pocket a few more dollars up front, but won't they lose a lot cash in the future? Perhaps Starbucks was betting that I wouldn't use the machine and that I'd be back shelling out $50 a week in no time. I was betting that I'd be home making my own drinks, not ordering drinks at the cafe.

Who Won?

It's almost one year later and, without a doubt, Starbucks lost money on me. I've gone from buying 2 lattes a day to maybe one a month. I'd like to thank Starbucks and their short-term greed for enabling me to make my own lattes at home; selling the Barista equipment has saved me a far more than the price of the machine. Confucius would be proud.

New Proverb

Young MAS, philospher.

Give a man an espresso and he will have a buzz for an hour. Give a man an espresso machine and he will be buzzed for a lifetime. - MAS

Coffee Topics

Contribute

Search